How can humans possibly have an affect on climate?
I mean so what if were able to literally move mountains (at least in small pieces) go to the moon, Block raging rivers and create huge lakes where dry land used to be and of course create weapons that are able to wipe out whole cities with the push of a button surely were not able to affect the climate were only human right?
Here’s the state of things. The atmosphere is filled with microscopic particles in the shape of lightbulbs. These lightbulbs are powered by a magical substance called electromagdratum and, in order to activate this substance, something must pull a tiny chord at the side of the lightbulb in order to turn it on.
When humans fart, they release tiny particles that are actually alive and look like lions with wigs on. These are propelled high into the air and pull the chord on the first lightbulb they can get to. This makes the lightbulb light up. They then fuse with the lightbulb in order to make it larger and have a greater effect on the earth’s climate. Thus, the more flatulence, the more superlightbulbs, the warmer the earth gets.
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I wouldn’t say that it is impossible to affect the climate, but it is implausible that changing the concentration of atmospheric CO2 will have a measurable effect on global temperatures.
That’s politics, not science. Every researcher that has measured the optical properties of CO2 has concluded that the infrared absorbtion of CO2 isn’t sufficient for CO2 doubling to cause measurable global warming. The current AGW theories assume that there is some effect occuring which hasn’t been discovered yet.
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Even we don’t live in this earth or not natural phenomena will occur. remember ice age if there is there will be an opposite and that opposite is warmage and that is what we are now experiencing right now.